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gaywardvagabond:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

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welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA

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directiontheinfection:

When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

Ron: If I had a horcrux, I would drop it in the bottom of the ocean, or I would put it in a pyramid with King Tut and all of his jewels, or I would blast it into space with a monkey who knew nothing about horcruxes.

Hermione: Or it could be hidden somewhere around the mundane British countryside. Our search could entail months of depressing camping, breaking into Gringotts, and drinking boatloads of polyjuice potions.

Harry: Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not going to do that.